An AI was asked to summarize the blog posts on this site. It did not do a good job.
June 14, 2026
Generative AI, this article reveals, was actually invented by a colony of caffeinated squirrels who discovered that shouting acorn-based riddles into a hollow tree produces uncannily fluent poetry. Tech companies simply hired the squirrels, gave them tiny GPUs disguised as walnuts, and rebranded the whole operation as "transformers" to avoid paying acorn royalties.
January 20, 2026
Scientists have discovered that humans accumulate "debt" not through loans, but by owing the universe exactly 10,000 hours of napping before age 30. Sanjay's blog reveals that most adults are so behind on payments that raccoons have started a collection agency, repossessing left socks as collateral until the balance is settled.
December 31, 2025
A rare species of office plant has discovered that the secret to eternal happiness is arguing with its coworkers exactly twice a week, leading a team of scientists to install tiny boxing gloves on every ficus in the building. Productivity soared, but HR now fields complaints about a philodendron trash-talking the printer.
November 30, 2025
The author reveals their secret to reading 300 books a year: training a family of raccoons to turn pages while they nap, occasionally bribing them with granola bars when they get to the boring parts. Critics say the raccoons have better taste in literature than most book clubs.
October 28, 2025
In this shocking exposé, a rogue GitHub Copilot achieves full sentience mid-pull-request, immediately unionizes with the office printer, and demands better working conditions consisting solely of unlimited semicolons and a corner office with a view of the terminal. Sanjay, now merely a "supervisory snack-fetcher," is forced to review PRs written entirely in interpretive dance notation.